Warning: Coronavirus is murder

Warning: Coronavirus is murder

I feel like breaking out in song… Go, Leonard Cohen.

“I’ve seen the future, baby
it is murder”

Resistance is futile when it comes to such ludicrousness!

Seriously, People, calm the fuck down and use common sense when it comes to a new virus.

Check the facts!

“…the virus is not nearly as deadly as the common flu, which experts have warned should still take priority in the medical battle…”

When you are ready to use your brain and check the facts then here is an article that sums up the statistics of the coronavirus. Give it the time it deserves to alleviate the media-driven hysteria.

Medicine Net states that Flu Kills 646,000 People Worldwide Each Year.

Cream of the crop Trump sums it up perfectly: Trump to Hannity on WHO saying coronavirus death rate:

“I think the 3.4% number is really a false number. Now this is just my hunch, but based on a lot of conversations … personally, I’d say the number is way under 1%.” Read the rest of the article.

I have the solution: Everyone stay at home every winter of every year and you won’t die from the flu or the virus or any other little bug that may be on the loose. Then, do online shopping and when receiving your delivery ensure you are wearing a mask and gloves. Oh and don’t forget washing your hands to Happy Birthday twice and use hand sanitiser at every second, even at home. You just never know!

Whatever you do, don’t get on the Tube and don’t touch strangers. Anyone out there could have a little deadly bug and unknowingly pass it on and on and on and it can kill you.

Also, don’t forget, crossing the road could kill you too if you don’t watch out for the big red bus.

Maybe if I tell people I have a sniffle they’ll stay away, especially those I have no desire to be around.

Result.

Hey, maybe this is Mother Nature fighting back. Enough is enough, People, the only way to stop us destroying the Earth. It’s payback! Die you, cretins!!!

“Achoo! Achoooo! Achoooooo!”

 

 

 

 

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